The Biker

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a blonde girl

about to  jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an

Opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I

have ever had.

That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Grappie vir 'n Dinsdag

'n Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3:00 uur in die oggend deur 'n Harde geklop aan die deur.

Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar 'n dronkie in die Gietende reën staan.Die ou dronkie sê hy het iemand nodig om hom te help stoot."Dit sal die dag wees, daar is nie 'n manier nie." Sê die man."Dit is drie uur in die oggend." En hy slaan die deur toe en gaan terug Bed toe.

"Wie was dit?" vra sy vrou."Net 'n vreeslike dronk man wat iemand soek om hom te help stoot."  Antwoord hy."Het jy hom gehelp?" vra sy."Nee, dit is drie uur, en dit sous daar buite!"Wel jy het 'n kort geheue," sê sy..."Onthou jy drie maande terug toe ons kar gebreek het en daai twee ouens Ons gehelp het?Ek dink jy moet hierdie ou ook help en jy behoort jou te skaam."

Die man besef sy vrou is seker reg en trek toe maar aan.Hy gaan uit in die gietende reën en roep uit,"Hallo, is jy nog daar?""Ja." kom die antwoord terug."Het jy nog iemand nodig om jou te stoot?" vra hy."Ja, asseblief." Kom die antwoord uit die donkerte."Waar is jy?" vra die man."Hier op die swing."

(Shot Gordon)

Source Code Movie Poster

Source Code

Release: April 15, 2011
Director: Duncan Jones
Writer: Ben Ripley
Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, Vera Farmiga, Jeffrey Wright

One of the many dangers of Mastrubating!

Would you want to look like this?

and remember, "tos gee 'n mens hare op jou hande"

(shot Lesley vir die pic)


Ed

Room in Rome

Room in Rome

Release: April 10, 2010
Director: Julio Medem
Writer: Julio Medem
Cast: Elena Anaya, Natasha Yarovenko, Enrico Lo Verso, Najwa Nimri

The Girl Who Played With Fire

The Girl Who Played With Fire

Release: September 18, 2009
Director: Daniel Alfredson
Writer: Jonas Frykberg, Stieg Larsson
Cast: Noomi Rapace, Michael Nyqvist, Lena Endre, Sofia Ledarp, Georgi Staykov

The Eagle's Story on Most Visited Blog

Of all species, this is the one that lives the longest life.

He can live to reach 70.
But, to reach that age, the eagle has to take a very difficult decision.

When about 40.

His long and flexible nails can no longer carry his prey,

his long pointed beak bends,
his wings, that have got heavy and old because of age and of the thick feathers, make it difficult for his muscles to support his flight.

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his long pointed beak bends,
his wings, that have got heavy and old because of age and of the thick feathers, make it difficult for his muscles to support his flight.

That is when the eagle only has two options to take: to die, or to go through a very painful process of transformation for 150 days.

The eagle flies up to a new nest on the peak of the mountain.

And there he continuously knocks his bent beak against the rock until it breaks.
After breaking his beak, he waits until a new one grows and then he snatches his nails with it.
Once the new nails have grown, he starts pulling out his old feathers.

So, five months later, the eagle resumes his famous majestic flight, he has been created for and which is the reason of his existence.

Do we really need to change?
In order to survive we often need to go through such a process.
Sometimes we need to give up the past, some symbols, stereotypes or habits.
Only by getting rid of past habits can we make good use of the PRESENT.

To be able to accomplish all these one needs a strong will….

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Regards;
VK Pandey <http://mostvisitedbloginasia.blogspot.com/>

Winter blah blah's....

Unfortunately Mama has been suffering from my annual bout with "The Winter Blah Blah's", also know as "I hate you January" and "winter can suck it."  I certainly don't have Seasonal Affective Disorder but the combo of super cold weather, minimal sunny days and months before spring arrives makes me want to act like a grizzly bear and hibernate. No jokes. I'd like to fast forward through this bunk time of the year and jump directly into spring.  I've upped my vitamin D intake, increased my workouts at the gym and tried to stay active. But all I really want to do is not much of anything. I went to the mall for the first time in weeks (which is total craziness) because normally it's my home away from home. 

 I really haven't had much desire to shop lately. Shock and horror.

{Though on Friday I did manage to grab these cute nude Nine West pumps. Someday when I can pry the snow covered UGGS off of my feet I'll be able to wear them. Someday...}

 I go to bed at a decent hour and I'm still tired when I wake up which is super annoying. Where has my energy gone? It's obviously time to start drinking double Red-bulls in the morning because coffee is no longer cutting it.

This time last year we were packing our bags for Hawaii but sadly it's not in the cards this winter. Boo.

 I seriously think that winter vay-cays to sunny destinations should be MANDATORY for people living this far north. Mandatory and Government subsidized.  Sounds like a brilliant idea to me.

January, I'm sooo over you. 

Sneaky Fokken Prawns

Ed

Is this thinking outside the box

Thought I share a few lovely blonde pictures with you people

Sleeping with Bob

The guys were all at a hunting camp.  No one wanted to room with Bob,
because he snored so badly..  They decided it wasn't fair to make one
of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened  to you?  He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!  He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the
roof with his snoring I watched  him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned,  older cowboy, a
man's man.
 The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.  They said, "Man,
what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.  Bob sat up and
watched me all night."

If only we all had one of these...

Sucker Punch Character Posters

Abbie Cornish as Sweet Pea Rocket's older sister.

Jamie Chung as Amber the first friend to come on board Baby Doll's plan

Vanessa Hudgens as Blondie the odd inmate friend of Baby Doll's.

Emily Browning as Baby Doll the film's primary protagonist.

Jena Malone as Rocket Sweet Pea's sister.

Sucker Punch Poster

Sucker Punch Synopsis: Sucker Punch is an epic action fantasy that takes us into the vivid imagination of a young girl whose dream world provides the ultimate escape from her darker reality. Unrestrained by the boundaries of time and place, she is free to go where her mind takes her, and her incredible adventures blur the lines between what's real and what is imaginary.
She has been locked away against her will, but Babydoll (Emily Browning) has not lost her will to survive. Determined to fight for her freedom, she urges four other young girls—the outspoken Rocket (Jena Malone), the street-smart Blondie (Vanessa Hudgens), the fiercely loyal Amber (Jamie Chung) and the reluctant Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish)—to band together and try to escape their terrible fate at the hands of their captors, Blue (Oscar Isaac), Madam Gorski (Carla Gugino) and the High Roller (Jon Hamm).
Led by Babydoll, the girls engage in fantastical warfare against everything from samurais to serpents, with a virtual arsenal at their disposal. Together, they must decide what they are willing to sacrifice in order to stay alive. But with the help of a Wise Man (Scott Glenn), their unbelievable journey—if they succeed—will set them free.

Overtake the wind velocity!

Okey seriously who still has these plastic spinners on their cars? I saw this jet yesterday, I came from the other side and there was no spinners on the that side.

(please see back wheel is also spinnerless)


I asked myself the question, why would you only put one on your car?? I got my answer straight after that, the spinner actually flew off without the driver even knowing.

So if you see a spinner next to the road in Voortrekker, please let this sorry sod know.


Ed

Show Me Your Genitals, hilarious song, (shot Marnus)

before they were big....

I came across a couple of pics of some well known stars before they were A listers.  (Actually Husband found them on a celebrity style website from Europe but won't admit that he cares or reads about "useless bunk" like Hollywood, stars and everything else related to pop culture.) Obviously he lies since he cared enough to show me these pics. No one can resist the lure of the celebrity!  

I've always thought that Angelina is gorgeous but girlfriend needs to eat a sandwich real bad. (Spoken like someone who has the opposite problem...)

 Obviously she's always been incredibly, naturally thin.  Which again proves that we were not twins separated at birth.

{loafers, black socks and no pants make it super sexy...}

RPatz -he's brooding, shy and pasty white, always a bit Metrosexual and always complete hotness. And I will say he's gotten better with age since he decided to bust out his comb from time to time.

If you want to go to Vodaworld (Midrand), make sure that you have a spare tyre.

 This is the result of the recent showers that we are having, even the road is "gatvol" of the rain.

Doesn't these pictures just remind you a little bit of the movie "2012", or is it just me?

Ed

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